I knowww I know...I haven't written in here for an extremely long time-I'm becoming one of those people I despise because when I go to their xanga site there's nothing interesting to read about their depressing lives anymore.

But not to fear-I am here! And I'm CLEAN you bastards! Clean as a whistle-so if anybody's afraid, they need not be anymore now that I have the paperwork to prove it!

 So droogies, what's been happening the past month or so I've been absent from your life? Well....two weeks ago we celebrated Pancake's birthday! I probably gained five pounds from that fucking cake she gave us from Coldstone Creamery. They give you a chocolate cake as black as the Devil's arse and a peanut butter filling as creamy as the Devil's arse. Then they top it off with this thick black fudge that when melted, turned into a primordial soup or decadent artery-busters. And THEN we watched Interview With the Vampire. I had forgotten what an awesome movie that was! And for the ONE, count it, ONE time in my life I liked Brad Pitt's character. Even Tom Cruise was pretty good. Ahhh hahaha-but Christian Slater was the best-remember Danielle?! SLATER?!!

The Friday after THAT we yet again celebrated Nicole's Seventeenth birthday-even though she wasn't seventeen yet-heh. She, Jenny, Arielle and I went to Queens Center Mall-and Nicole and I ate Americanized Japanese food! This was also the fateful day where....

I pissed on my pants! I was trying my damnedest to squat over the disgusting toilet seats of our school bathroom, and I guess I didn't pull my pants down far enough, because my urine in a steady stream went right onto them. Ack-so I had to wear Nicole's pants for the rest of the day.

I am also working on a play entitled "The House of Bernarda Alba" in which I play the understudy to the cynical, ugly 24-year old character of Martirio, the understudy stage-left page, prop lady, and poster maker. Regardless of all that's been mentioned-I basically just sit there and do homework with Nicole, Jenny, and Michelle.

I have also discovered Poison. The first time I listened to them I thought they kind of sucked, but upon listening to the Greatest Hits CD of theirs (I always get those when listening to a new band) for the third time, I really liked them.

Liz